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Parking the Car!!

Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his classic Bentley to a City bank and asks for an immediate loan of £5,000.

The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral.  

"Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says.

The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the £5,000. Three weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back.

"That will be £5,000 in principal, and £15.40 in interest," the loan officer says.

The man writes out a cheque and starts to walk away.

"Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow £5,000?"

The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in London for three weeks and pay only £15.40???"   

 

 

 

 

Some Summer Tunes to singalong to!

 

Thin Lizzy – Jailbreak

(El Chapo Prison Break)

A flock of seagulls - I ran

(On behalf of the recent seagull news releases)

David Bowie - Ashes to Ashes

Queen - Bicycle Race

Queen – I want to break free

(In light of the convicted fraudsters ‘ingenious’ escape plot used to trick prison officers into letting him go free)

 

Plan B – She Said

(For Yanis Varoufakis’s failed attempt to create a parallel currency as part of what he called a ‘Plan B’ for the economy)

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