Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his classic Bentley to a City bank and asks for an immediate loan of £5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral.
"Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says.
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the £5,000. Three weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back.
"That will be £5,000 in principal, and £15.40 in interest," the loan officer says.
The man writes out a cheque and starts to walk away.
"Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow £5,000?"
The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in London for three weeks and pay only £15.40???"
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