A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop.

"I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you to a fabulous holiday resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star all inclusive hotel. The older lady and gentleman, as could be expected, gladly accepted and were off!

About a month later, the little lady came in to the travel agency.

"And how did you like your holiday?" the agent asked eagerly.

The flight was exciting, the complex was amazing and the room was lovely," she said. "I've never been anywhere so exotic and I had the time of my life"!!!

"I've come to thank you so much for a fantastic and generous gift -  But, just one thing puzzled me. Who was that old man I had to share the room with?"

SONGS OF SUMMER!

The sun is out so only appropriate that this month's songs celebrate a long hot English summer...cheers to that! 

Only right that we featured a Ramones number after the sad passing of Tommy Ramone last week